DOWN WITH PANTS!

I would like to offer my sincere and profound apologies to the idiots who may have been offended by anything that I have said here at Down With Pants! in the past week. If you were offended, I apologize

I would like to offer my sincere and profound apologies to anybody who was offended by me calling them idiots. I mispoke, you are not idiots, but a bunch of pussies. Wah, wah, wah...

Ok, ok...seriously, I would like to offer my sincere and profound apologies to anybody who was offended by my insensitive remarks toward women. Calling a bunch of whiney babies pussies is not acceptable and I understand that. I should have just called them a bunch of homos and moved on...wait, no, that's not what I meant!

I would like to offer my sincere and profound apologies to the Down With Pants! gay community for my unfathomable insensitivity when I used the term homo as a synonym for whiney babies and idiots and pussies. It was a shitty thing to do and if you were offended, I am sorry.

Damn...I would like to offer my sincere and profound apologies to anybody who was offended when I used an inappropriate word in my apology to those whiney homos in the last paragraph. If you were offended, I again am sorry and I will try to choose my words more wisely in the future.

Sorry, Damn is not appropriate either. If you were offended, please accept my apology.

Sorry, I said that D-word again.

Ugh, let's try this one more time. If you have been offended by anything that I have ever written, I am sincerely and profoundly sorry. Their is no reason for it and They're is no excuse for it.

I would like to offer my sincere and profound apologies to anybody who was offended by my improper use of the words "their" and "they're" in the last paragraph. If I offended any Grammar Nazi's out there, I am sorry.

I would like to offer my sincere and profound apologies to anybody who was offended by my use of the term "Grammar Nazi's". I was insensitive to Nazis everywhere and if they were offended, then I am sorry.

I would like to offer my sincere and profound apologies to anybody who was offended by me offering my sincere and profound apologies to Nazi's. If you were offended, I am sorry.

Finally, I would like to offer my sincere and profound apologies to anybody who read this far down. It was insensitive of me to subject you to a post this lame. If you were offended, then I am very sorry.