2007 DWP! Fantasy Football - Week Five

Posted by Brandon |

The scoring finally came back down to earth in week five but Kapgar's Kapitans just keep on rolling scoring a league high 89 points. He is the only team to score 500 points on the season and is up 37 points over CK Lions in that category. Sinkintothepacific put up a nice fight scoring 83 points but it just wasn't quite enough to keep him from dropping to 0-5 on the season.

Speaking of futility, my Down With Pants! squad rolled over and died in a 37-87 defeat at the hands of still unbeaten and first place owning Warped. Warped showed a lot this week scoring that many points with a majority of his starters on bye weeks or injured. When he has all of his players healthy, look out. He's going to be a touch out. My team, on the other hand, is brutal and there doesn't look like there is much hope. We probably don't deserve our one win or our tie.

In other news, the femme fatale battle between Snackiesonics and DutchBitch was a low scoring affair with Snackie coming out on top thanks to 28 points from Tom Brady. CK Lions got a scare from TurboChic. CineRobots picked up their first win of the season dropping Honea Express. And johnnyhongkong quietly took over fourth place with a hard fought decision over Roast Ducks.

Here's the whole slate of scores complete with leading scorers...

johnnyhongkong (3-1-1) - 78 - Benjamin Watson - 23 points
Roast Ducks (3-2) - 74 - Peyton Manning - 20 points

Snackiesonics (3-2) - 65 - Tom Brady - 28 points
DutchBitch Drama (3-2) - 59 - Chargers Defense - 20 points

Warped (4-0-1) - 87 - Jason Witten - 16 points
DOWN WITH PANTS! (1-3-1) - 37 - Randy McMichael - 10 points

CineRobots (1-4) - 72 - Jackson/Roethlisberger - 14 points
Honea Express (1-4) - 57 - Steelers Defense - 15 points

Kapgar's Kapitans (4-1) - 89 - Ronnie Brown - 20 points
sinkintothepacific (0-5) - 83 - Brian Griese - 18 points

CK Lions (4-1) - 71 - Manning/Burress - 18 points
Turbo Chic - (1-3-1) - 68 - Torry Holt - 16 points

For the most part, week six is the good versus the good, the average versus the average and the bad versus the bad.

The game of the week has to be Warped against CK Lions in a battle for first place. CK Lions might have the advantage with Warped missing Frank Gore and Marvin Harrison, but Warped has been winning without major contributions from either of those guys in recent weeks, so it might not matter.

Another interesting game is between Snackiesonics and Roast Ducks, both currently tied for fifth. Snackiesonics has all of there horses available while Roast Ducks will be missing his big gun, Peyton Manning.

Here's the full week six schedule...

Honea Express
vs. johnnyhongkong
Roast Ducks vs. Snackiesonics
Kapgar's Kapitans vs. DutchBitch Drama
sinkintothepacific vs. Turbo Chic
Warped vs. CK Lions

There are six teams with a bye this week. Buffalo, Denver, Detroit, Indianapolis, Pittsburgh and San Francisco are all off. Make sure that players from those teams aren't in your starting lineup.


DutchBitch said...

Fuckedyfuck!!! Oh well, at least it was Hilly, I'm ok with that... Bitch...

MC said...

I would just like to remind everyone that I have Eli Manning on the trading block if anyone needs a QB

Hilly said...

I shudder to think of the day that Tom Brady has a BYE week, or Barber and Tomlinson for that matter!

And did someone just call me a bitch? Bitch! ;)

Whit said...