Carman: Great Christian or Greatest Christian?

Posted by Brandon |

Greg over at What Greg Likes reviewed contemporary Christian artist Rebecca St. James' new album today and it got me to thinking about my favorite contemporary Christian artist, Carman. If you've never heard or seen Carman, then you are in for a treat. He sings white gospel, he raps diggity dope, he beats the shit out of the devil on a daily basis. There is nothing that this guy cannot do.

For example, take his video "Slam!" Watch this guy dance!

Brilliant! But that's just one devil. Watch him take on another Satan in his mind blowing, action packed jam "Satan, Bite The Dust!"

What a way with words this man has! 2Pac and Biggie have nothing on him. And when did they ever produce an epic video like "Mission 3:16-Legendary Mission" in which Carman truly becomes a hero of legendary status?

Carman killed a guy. Carman, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder. But hot damn, you are one good Christian. Acapella for everybody!

Seriously though, he has to be a joke...Right? These videos are satire...aren't they?


Greg said...

Ha ha, yes, Carmen is very crazy. At first, I had sort of forgotten about him and thought you were referring to Carmen Sandiago, who also did some work with Acapella. Now that you've reminded me of the real Carmen's work, I'm afraid yet thankful. So I guess... Happy Thanksgiving.

snackiepoo said...

He's for real.

This is why you don't hear me talk about being Christian very much, LOL.