While watching another episode of Veronica Mars tonight, Death? and I somehow ended up on the subject of the name Diego...
Death? - "What does the name Diego translate to?"
Me - "I'm not sure."
Death? - "It was your name in Spanish class, Diego Chispas."
Diego Chispas - "Si, mi amor. Mi pelo es en fuego." (I didn't learn shit)
Death? - "Seriously, it translates to some name that doesn't even start with a D..."
Me - "I think it translates to Of The Waffle."
Death? - "...like James or something."
Me - "Of The Waffle..."
Death? - "......."
Me - "Eggo?"
Death? - "Ha ha, I hate you."
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2 comments:
Maria y Juan van al restaurante a comer una Diego.
Diego translates roughly into "because that b*tch owes me like $40."
As in, "where in the world is Carmen San diego?"
I don't know who Carmen San is.
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