Posted by Brandon |

The wife and I drink so infrequently anymore that because I made her take a couple shots of Nyquil so she wouldn't cough all night and keep me up like she did Monday night, she woke up this morning with a massive hangover.

That 20 proof licorice liqueur really did her in. She is now convinced that Nyquil is actually Jagermeister, which wouldn't surprise me at all.

Webster's just called. They have informed me that in the new edition of their dictionary, next to the definition of the word "lightweight", you will find a picture of a pissed off and belligerent Death?