7/09/2005

Ponch is a Dirty Whore

Posted by Brandon |


I have had another sighting of Erik Estrada hawking property in shit holes across the Western states. Yesterday I found him hyping up Pagosa Lakes, Colorado. Sure it looks nice enough on the ads, but then again they made Ocean Shores, Washington look like paradise.

But that isn't the issue. The issue at hand is that Ponch is a dirty, dirty whore. Just look how he is dressed. In the first pictures in Ocean Shores he is wearing his Hawaiian shirt because, well naturally, he is at the beach (nevermind the fact that Ocean Shores doesn't have anything Hawaiian about it and it's fricking cold as crap). In this photo he is in his mountain man shirt and vest ready for adventure. He's gearing up to hunt him some bar.

The costumes add up to one conclusion: Erik Estrada is a role-playing fetish dirty whore. That probably costs them a little bit more per hour.

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