Confucius Say

Posted by Brandon |

Tonight at dinner at Jimmy's, a surprisingly decent new Chinese/Thai restaurant in Lacey, Washington, we received our fortune cookies and promptly cracked and read them to each other. The first fortune is mine and the second is Death?'s...

Pretty innocuous huh? Not that big a deal. Then my mom made a comment that whenever you get a fortune cookie you should always add the words "in bed" to the end of the fortune...

Damn! If this trick works, it sounds like I have a pretty good weekend to look forward to. I needed a little bit of motivation to get me through this week. Finally a fortune cookie comes through for your old boy Brandon.