Carrot Juice

Posted by Brandon |

Ok, I've said it before and I'm going to say it again. What the fuck is up with Carrot Top? Look at this guy! He's a prop comic for god's sake! Why does he need to be so huge? Isn't there some kind of steroid testing for shitty comics? The guy has to be on the juice. There is absolutely no other way that little old Carrot Top from the early nineties could have turned into the Terminator. When Mark McGwire got big everybody knew what was going on, can't we assume the same thing for the Top?