10/07/2008

Down With Pants! Fantasy Football 2008 - Week 5

Posted by Brandon |

I am Kapgar's fantasy football bitch.

I know that you all have missed the DWP! Fantasy Football league recap that has been absent the last couple weeks. I was sick one week and then the next I thought that I shouldn't mess with a good thing since I got a win after not posting, so I didn't do one. But now that I've lost, I know that not posting isn't going to help me win. So without further ado, here's your week 5 update...

Pumpkin Discargers (4-1) - 112 - Panthers Defense - 19 points
Culture Kills Lions (2-3) - 66 - Peyton Manning - 19 points

The Pumpkin Dischargers continue to roll along through the DWP! Fantasy Football league early season knocking off former champion Culture Kills Lions by 46 points. Ouch. The Dischargers got double digits from seven of nine players including 19 from the Panthers defense - you gotta love a shutout - and 16 from Devery Henderson. The Lions, on the other hand, had only two players in double digits - Peyton Manning (19) and Ronnie Brown (18).

Stop The Clocks (3-2) - 78 - Andre Johnson - 19 points
Snackiesonics (1-4) - 61 -Roddy White - 19 points

Despite losing his starting quarterback early in the game, Stop The Clocks racked up a relatively easy win over the struggling Snackiesonics 78-61. Andre Johnson led the way with 19 and Hines Ward added 15 en route to the victory. Snackiesonics got 19 from Roddy White and 12 from the New England quarterback not named Brady but that was pretty much it.

Hut Hut Oz (4-1) - 110 - Clinton Portis - 21 points
sinkintothepacific (2-3) - 53 - Lee Evans - 18 points

Another first year DWP! player continues to roll. Hut Hut Oz got big days out of Clinton Portis (21) and Reggie Bush (18) en route to a 57 point victory. Poor sinkintothepacific, it was a rough week with only Lee Evans and his kicker scoring meaningful points.

Kapgar's Crusaders (5-0) - 93 - Tony Romo - 26 points
Down With Pants! (2-3) - 80 - Terrell Owens - 20 points

Kapgar got nothing out of Santana Moss, Miles Austin and only three points out of his big stud Adrian Peterson and still kicked my butt to continue his early season unbeaten streak. My team performed better than I had expected them to, but they still came up short mainly because I never play the right players.

CineRobots (1-4) - 112 - Steve Slaton - 21 points
RW's Cranky Bastards (2-3) - 69 - Rivers/McClain - 12 points

Hey hey! CineRobots finally gets on the board with a win. And not just any win, a league high score and a 43 point margin. Steve Slaton led the way with 21 points and boy am I glad, I really didn't want to type the name Housh....whatever and his 20 points. The Cranky Bastards got 12 from Phillip Rivers and a backup running back.

Warped (3-2) - 102 - Brandon Jacobs -25 points
Honea Express (1-4) - 82 - Eli Manning - 22 points

Brandon Jacobs ran all over the sorry Seahawks defense to lead defending Super Bowl champ Warped to a 102 - 82 victory over the hard luck Honea Express. Warped got 19 from JT O'Sullivan and 17 from Larry Fitzgerald in the win. Eli Manning still managed to score 22 points for Honea Express even though the Giants didn't need to throw anymore once they were up 38 points. Sorry ass Seahawks.


Can anybody stop Kapgar's Crusaders? This week, Warped will give it his best shot. Good luck. Here are all the week six games...

Kapgar's Crusaders (1) vs. Warped (4)
Hut Hut Oz (2) vs. Snackiesonics (12)
Pumpkin Dischargers (3) vs. Cinerobots (10)
Stop The Clocks (5) vs. Culture Kills Lions (6)
RW's Cranky Bastards (7) vs. Honea Express (11)
Down With Pants! (8) vs. sinkintothepacific (9)

Don't forget, there are teams on a bye this week. Buffalo, Tennessee, Kansas City and Pittsburgh. Please set your lineups accordingly. And don't give up, we've still got a long way to go.

7 comments:

Hilly said...

Uh....oops.

I haven't logged into FF or checked my FF email in weeks. What the HELL is wrong with me?

MC said...

See, Monday was the killer for me... I had only lost by 3 on Monday Morning... that was a huge turfing from a single game.

kapgar said...

I still can't believe I benched Devin Hester on his debut start on offense. Dammit.

Guy Gadbois said...

Henderson finally paid dividends & thanks to the reliable Chiefs for laying an egg, offensively.

Brandon said...

Hilly - Come on now! You're representing the female gender here now...step it up. Just because Brady's gone, not all hope is lost.

MC - I didn't even notice that. So you're telling me he rubbed it in?

Kapgar - You're welcome. I dropped Hester and now he comes around. Why wasn't I surprised to see him on your roster when I went to pick him up?

Guy - Yeah, Henderson was a surprise. I was banking on Lance Moore getting more touches.

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