I keep seeing ads for KY Sensual Mist Personal Lubricant and I keep making the same bad joke, just a little bit different each time...
"I like to be personally lubricated."
"I, personally, like to be lubricated."
"Personally, I like to be lubricated."
Any other combinations? I need to be ready with one so I can bring the funny when the ad comes on again.
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Loquaciously, I like to be personal.
I am, like totally, personally lubricated.
Interesting...I may have to borrow some of these.
Sometimes, when my self-esteem needs a boost, I go to Home Depot and ask where the lubricant aisle is.
To be personally lubricated....I LIKE!
Well, you could always do a crossover joke.
KY Sensual Mist Personal Lubricant... apply directly to the forehead.
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