I forgot to grab a new bar of Irish Spring this morning when I jumped in the shower so I had to use Death?'s Oly Girl soap from Archibald Sisters. Now I'm sitting here at work smelling damn good and all I want to do is fuck myself silly.
Hey, it's Brandon!
About Me
I'm a 32 year-old dude who is happily married to his best friend in the whole world and just welcomed a beautiful little girl into our happy family. I love playing softball, basketball and soccer despite my amazing suckiness at all sports. I'm a shining example of what one can accomplish after six years of college without earning a degree.
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