Posted by Brandon |

I have taken to carrying a baseball bat in the trunk of my car. It serves two purposes. It’s my softball bat and I just keep my softball bag in the car because I’m lazy and forgetful.

But in reality, the real purpose that it stays in my trunk is so that if anyone ever asks me if I am “gellin”, I can run to the car, get my bat and beat the living shit out of them.

How do you like me now, Magellan? And no, I haven’t tried the prosciutto and melon. Fuck you for asking.