11/07/2008

An In-Depth Indiana Jones Film Review

Posted by Brandon |

WARNING! INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL SPOILER ALERT!


The Crystal Skull ends with a damn wedding? Indiana Jones gets married?! Fuck you George Lucas. Fuck. You.

10 comments:

hello haha narf said...

love you. seriously. love!

Hilly said...

You saw that South Park episode, right?

Becky said...

Haha -- yeah, we pretty much had the same reaction but I was more offended by him escaping radioactive exposure by simply hiding in a lead fridge and scrubbing himself (really well) afterward. I didn't see the Southpark episode, though.

Dave2 said...

No doubt. Fuck George Lucas up his stupid ass. ALIENS?!? Really? REALLY?!?

Have you seen South Park's reaction to the pile of shit that was "Kingdon of the Crystal Skull?"

B.E. Earl said...

I just watched it the other night for the first time.

And it would have been a better flick if Indy died like he should have in that nuclear blast.

To steal from Dave2...

Fuck George Lucas up his stupid ass.
A REFRIGERATOR?!? Really? REALLY?!?

martymankins said...

A wedding and aliens? Fuck George Lucas?? include David Koepp in this mess of a film that could have been so much more.

kapgar said...

And to think he wants to do a fifth movie. Glad I bought my trilogy DVD set when I did.

Brandon said...

Indiana Jones is all about suspending reality as far as what one could survive and what one could not, so I'm not as upset about the fridge as a lot of people are. The aliens stupid, but I thought that the majority of the movie was at the very least fun and almost on par with the other ones.

But to marry off Indy, now that was the big crime. It's this horrible pattern with Lucas of always taking the balls away from his best characters.

Kapgar - I hope that there is a fifth one, somehow his wife will have just magically disappeared the same way the other women in his life have.

I haven't seen the South Park episode yet, didn't even know about it. I'll have to check it out.

Whit said...

I liked it and I don't care who knows. It's not Jar Jar was the best man.

Brandon said...

Whit - That wasn't Jar Jar? Oh, well then I'm all for it.

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