6/11/2008

Hair

Posted by Brandon |

My mom is coming tomorrow and as a late birthday gift, I decided to give her exactly what I can imagine she really wants - A clean cut Brandon...


Beard be gone!

It's a strange thing for my hippie mommy, but she hates it when I wear a beard. HATES. IT. So won't she be surprised when she sees me tomorrow with just a goatee.

But, no matter how much I love my mom and want her to be happy, I won't ever, EVER, shave my nose...


I'm sure I'll get threatened again with her sneaking in while I'm sleeping, but my hairy nose is my calling card, it will never come off.

8 comments:

kapgar said...

I can't say I've ever heard of someone needing to shave their nose. Trim inside, sure. But, damn. ;-)

Avitable said...

I shaved my nose every couple of weeks until I started going to my barber every week for a cut and a shave. Now she just waxes it for me while she does my eyebrows and ears.

Brandon said...

Kapgar - Exactly. Why would I cut something that is so unique?

Avitable - I think you and I are related. But don't even get me started on my eyebrows.

Dave2 said...

OMG! This is what I always wanted for my birthday too... and I don't even have a birthday until March of next year!

DutchBitch said...

Ohww yeah... thanks for sharing THAT, Brandon... LOL

martymankins said...

My mom was not a hippie (far from it), but she always liked me clean shaven when I went to visit her. The few times I forgot, it was all she talked about. So I remembered to shave so we could talk about other subjects.

Grant said...

Hahahahaha! You have outside nose hair. Gross!

Poppy said...

I was wondering from afar if that was hair on your nose, and it IS! It's like armpit hair only on your nose! Or, maybe old man ear hair. That's awesome!

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