Obviously Star Loves Spam

Posted by Brandon |

I just received this sickening little nugget in my email's spam box. I knew putting in my real address when I went to StarandAl.com was a big mistake...

Hello Friends!

We are so happy to tell you that the response to the Golden Globes "Clothes Off Our Back" charity auction was magnificent! The organization, the stars who participated and the fans that supported the auction really gave it their all and the money raised for UNICEF will certainly go to a wonderful cause. So thank you from the bottom of our hearts!

Please allow us to also invite you to join Star Jones Reynolds at this year's Screen Actors Guild Awards, as the new queen of the red carpet again is the "Hostess with the Mostess". You know that Star will get the scoop from the biggest names to hit the ruby runway: Jamie Foxx, Leonardo DiCaprio, Hilary Swank, Charlize Theron, Teri Hatcher and more will be on hand, along with the rest of Hollywood's elite, as they salute their own.

Catch three exciting hours of red-hot red carpet action, as the dolled-up thespians strut their stuff at L.A.'s Shrine Exposition Center. See who's ready to party and, most important, what they're wearing, when we bring you a day of glitz, glamour and gab with Live from the Red Carpet: The 2005 Screen Actors Guild Awards, Sat., Feb. 5, at 5 p.m. ET/PT.

To see this ultimate warm-up to the biggest actors' action of the year--um, Oscars, hello?--make sure you stick with E! and Star!

This is a wonderful and exciting year for us...we hope that life is good for you also!

Best regards,

Al & Star Reynolds

Can we be totally honest with ourselves and just agree that this isn't a marriage but a big publicity stunt. Although, they aren't doing a very good job with it since I just received this email on Monday and the SAG's were on Saturday. It probably was Al's fault because Star can absolutely do no wrong.