Rita's Aftermath

Posted by Brandon |

Hurricane Rita was worse than I ever could have imagined it being. It blew down trees, buildings, flooded towns, forced the evacuation of millions of people and possibly damaged many of our nations oil refineries. But worst of all, Hurricane Rita blew Geraldo Rivera and noted racist and Fox News correspondent Mark Fuhrman into town.

You can't see it in this screencap very well, but Geraldo's hair is going crazy, looking completely windblown like he just has suffered all night long through the hurricane. But it is very obvious that he is wearing a full face of makeup. Maybe he nicknamed his hair dryer Hurricane Rita. Geraldo is such a fucking fake.