My Final Wishes
When my grandpa died a couple months ago, I thought about bringing this motorized hula dancer that he loved to his memorial. Then I thought that what I should've done was hire him a real hula dancer to dance for him one last time. That would've been perfect. That would've been so random and so great.
It was on that day that I decided that what I want out of my memorial is a cavalcade of ridiculousness. I want to have a random circus of nonsense. To ensure that, I might have to have a secret plan devised years in advance. We'll see.
But one thing shouldn't be a secret, I want somebody to reenact this scene from The Big Lebwoski in it's entirety (edit: they can do it like a play at my memorial with fake ashes and they don't need to change the name)...
Oh, and I want to be stuffed wagging my finger and placed in the living room.
It was on that day that I decided that what I want out of my memorial is a cavalcade of ridiculousness. I want to have a random circus of nonsense. To ensure that, I might have to have a secret plan devised years in advance. We'll see.
But one thing shouldn't be a secret, I want somebody to reenact this scene from The Big Lebwoski in it's entirety (edit: they can do it like a play at my memorial with fake ashes and they don't need to change the name)...
Oh, and I want to be stuffed wagging my finger and placed in the living room.
6 comments:
So, wait. You want to be cremated AND stuffed?
Avitable - No, that doesn't make any sense. I mean I just want the scene to be reenacted - like a play - at my memorial. I need to make that clear.
Have you told this to anyone? If you oversaw getting some people lined up for this and had them practice, I'm sure you'd have a much greater chance of it happening.
chalupa
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chalupa - That is definitely true but I hope not to have a memorial for a good long time. It's never too early to plan, but chances are, the people that will do the reenactment might not eve be born yet.
Pfft, I can do the scene by heart right now. Of course, I might have Alzheimer's by the time you die so you may or may not be able to count on me.
I've said this before, but I need to see The Big Lebowski again. I'll be happy to step in for you at your funeral, as long as you return the favor.
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