DOWN WITH PANTS!

The little town of Soap Lake, Washington was once a prime tourist destination because of the healing power of it's mineral rich Soap Lake. However the tourist dollar has totally dried up and Soap Lake has been looking for something to help it get going again. Yes, that's right, a giant Lava Lamp! Standing 60 feet tall and holding 60,000 gallons of ooze the Lava Lamp would be placed right in the middle of town and would easily be the tallest structure in miles and miles.

We here at Down With Pants are a bit skeptical that this thing will ever get built and more skeptical that it would ever really work. However, we love random roadside attractions and you can never have to many of them. Therefore we wholeheartedly support their effort to put Soap Lake back on the map. If you would like to donate to the cause, visit GiantLavaLamp.com. When you donate $15 or more you get a free, wickedly cool poster.