DOWN WITH PANTS!

Today is White Trash Day here at work. We sampled the wonderful cuisine of these overlooked master chefs. The buffet included Chili-Mac, Ambrosia, Corn Muffin Dogs, Fried Spam, Cheez-Whiz, Twinkie Torte and much, much more.

In honor of the day, I'd like to share my two favorite White Trash recipes one which was present today and one which was not...

Fried Spam and Cheez-Whiz Sandwich
1 Can Spam
1 Can Cheez-Whiz
Wonder Bread

Slice and fry up the Spam until nice and brown on the outside. Take two slices of Wonder Bread and apply a healthy coat of Cheez-Whiz. Add Spam. Sandwich can be eaten as is or grilled like a grilled cheese.

Frito-Pie
1 Bag Fritos
1 Can of Nacho Cheese (Cheez-Whiz can ben used as well)
1 Can of Hormel Chili with Beans

Heat Chili and Cheese. Pour Fritos into a bowl, top with Chili and Cheese and mix well. A variation of this involves putting ingredients in a baking dish and baking, but my recipe works just as well. Another variation of this is getting a big grab of fritos and just pouring chili and cheese into the bag which you slit down the side. This sounds good to me as well.