- You Dropped Something! - "That's right bitch, I caught you littering!"
- I unleashed some hate on The Eagles, The Doors and Led Zeppelin.
- My Top 25 Favorite Albums - Here, here and here
- Lebowski Friday - Achievers Everywhere
- Rock Bottom of the Bowl Blues - "My name is Brandon, I'm a cerealaholic, I need help and I'm hungry.
- That's The Penis We Need - "I'll reach out my hand to anyone, Republican or Democrat, who will help me penis what needs to be penised."
- Hey look...I have hair on my nose...
- Teatro - This is my favorite post that I ever wrote that didn't get any comments.
- I moved...posts about moving here, here and here.
- Mantastic Coffee - "if you were to open an espresso stand and staff it with a bunch of hot, charming, gay men wearing nothing but a Speedo or some hot pants, OH MY GOD, the old ladies would sign over their social security checks on a daily basis."
- They Just Needed To Sleep It Off - My favorite criminals of the year.
- You Know You Live In Edmonds When... - "But I never did understand why the Norfolk Daily News headline the next morning read 'Bourbon Brandon's Police Car Joyride Ends At Town Square'."
- The Old Alien Ant Farm Video Switcheroo - Poor Alien Ant Farm and their shitty video.
Tomorrow, the rest of the year.